Leotard Etiquette - Inā hoʻokomo ʻoe i kēlā?
He kūpono kūpono ke kapa e hoʻopili ana i ke kino a waiho i ka noʻonoʻo liʻiliʻi e lawe i kahi kūlima. Ka ʻike maopopo i ka wā e aʻī ai i ka leotard e hiki ke kūpono i ka wā e hiki ai i kou kūlana nohona a me kou manaʻo ponoʻī. E kāʻei iā ia i ka manawa kūpono a hiki ke hoʻomālamalama ʻia ʻoe, akā e kāʻei iā ia i ka manawa kūpono a e hoʻokipa ʻia ʻoe no kahi ʻano kumu aʻoaʻo. No laila, pehea lā ʻoe e ʻike ai i ka wā e paʻa ai i ka leotard? Aia he mau kānāwai maʻalahi hiki iā ʻoe ke hahai.
ʻO ka mea mua, e like me ke kāʻei leotard, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i nā tights inā pāʻani ʻoe i ke kahua. Inā i ka hulahula, hulahula i ka ballet, lilo i mea ʻākahi i hana ʻia a hoʻomaʻamaʻa paha i ka hana, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i kahi leotard a maikaʻi nā mea āpau. Inā he hōkū pōhaku ʻoe, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i ka leotard i loko o nā kūlana wale nō inā he wahine ʻoe a inā ʻoe he alakaʻi alakaʻi i ka hui o nā makahiki he 80 makahiki (ʻike ʻo Poison, Twisted Sister or Abba). ʻO kahi rula o ka manamana lima, eia naʻe, inā e pāʻani ʻoe ma ke keʻa, hiki iā ʻoe ke hele a me kahi leotard.
ʻO ka lua, aia i ka wailele leotard, e hoʻomanaʻo pono a ʻaʻole loa e ʻae ʻia nā leotards inā ua luhi ʻia a momona paha. I ka manawa liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopau i ke kiʻi i makemake ʻia e kekahi. Inā he kanaka ʻoe, pāʻani ʻoe i ka pālua ma ke ʻano he kiʻekiʻe ʻoe ma mua o ka wehewehe. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, i ka wā o ka leotard i hoʻomaka i ka kenekulia 19 ma luna o kahi kanaka Farani trapeze, ʻōlelo ʻia he nui nā mea e hele mai e ʻike i ke kapa a me nā mea i hōʻike ʻia ma mua o ka hana.
ʻO ke kolu, he ʻae ʻia nā leotards inā he superhero a i ʻole ʻoe e pāʻani no Halloween. ʻO Superman, ʻo Batman a me nā mea he nui o ka pūnao comic i hoʻokō i ka leotard ma luna. ʻO kona lulu ʻoluʻolu, kūpono i ke kaua ʻana no ka hakakā ʻana i ka hewa. ʻAʻohe lole ʻokoʻa ʻē paha e kau ma luna a i ʻole e kū mai ka makani i ka wā e lele a holo ana paha i ka wikiwiki o ke kukui. Inā hele ʻoe ma ke ala o nā superheroes, ʻoiai; pono ʻoe e paʻa i ka kāmaʻa kūpono a me kahi pāpaʻi e hoʻopau i ka hoʻonohonoho. Eia kekahi, pono e hoʻohana pono nā leitua superhero me nā pōkole bikini ma luna. He haʻahaʻa nā kāne.
