Eʻaʻahu maikaʻi me kahi kālā paʻa

Makemake ʻoe eʻaʻahu e like me ka poʻe kaulana aʻaʻohe mau pihi hohonu? Nui, no laila, eia kekahi mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo no ʻoe e nānā i kahi:

• Mua mua, e ʻike pono i kāu silhouette a me kouʻano ponoʻī. Mai hahai i nā ʻano kūpono ʻole ʻoe. ʻO ka hapa nui o nā lole ke nānā aku nei i nā hiʻohiʻona e like me Kate Moss, akā, ʻaʻole e like me ka wahine o ka wahine maʻamau. Hoʻomaopopo i ka nui o nā mea āu i kūʻai ai me ka impulsively i ka wā i hala? A ʻaʻole hoʻi ʻoe i ʻaʻa iā lākou!
• E nānā i kou pale a hana i kahi papa inoa o nā mea āu i loaʻa ai a makemake maoli ʻoe e mālama. A laila e hana i kahi papa inoa o nā mea āu e makemake ai a loaʻa iā ʻoe. Ke kūʻai nei mai kahi papa inoa e kōkua iā ʻoe e hoʻomau i ka noʻonoʻo a hōʻemi i nā mea kūʻai mai ke kumukūʻai kūʻai.
• E kūʻai i nā lole  a me nā lako   pono eʻoi aku loa ma kou mau manamana lima. E nānā maikaʻi lākou, ʻoi aku ka lōʻihi, maʻemaʻe, holoi holoi a mālama i nā kālā hou aʻe ma mua o ke kūʻai ʻana i nā hapa o nā wahi haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa e mau wale nō i kekahi manawa.
• No nā mea nui e like me nā kāhiko, nā lole, nā kapa, kūʻai mai i nā ʻano kuʻuna. E kū kēia i ka wā hoʻāʻo i ka manawa a ʻaʻole ʻoe e helu e like me nā lole i kūʻai ʻia mai nā hanana hou. ʻOiai no nā mea liʻiliʻi e like me nā pēpē a me nā mea ukali, e kūʻai aku i nā mea trendiest a me trendiest e noho ai ma ka lihi o ka ʻenehana a koho i nā kala māmā (ʻaʻole lākou e hana i ka momona!).
• Kūʻai aku i ke kūʻai aku e like me ka mea hiki. Hiki iā ʻoe ke lawe i ke kīʻaha like ʻole no ka hapalua a emi iki paha ke kālā i nā mahina ma hope o nā kaulana. ʻAʻohe mea e haʻi iā ʻoe ʻo ia nō ia mea kahiko, no ka malama hoʻokahi wale nō. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho i kekahi mauʻaʻai nui ma nā lā hope o ke kūʻai ʻana ma nā hale kūʻai kaulana e like me Harrods a me Harvey Nichols. A kūʻai aku ma ka pūnaewele, ma Ebay inā ʻoe Pūnaewele Pūnaewele.
• E hoʻololi i nā mea liʻiliʻi e like me nā pāpale a me nā ʻeke me kāu mau hoaaloha maikaʻi (ʻoiaʻiʻo hoʻi, ʻo ka poʻe e ʻono wale nō ka maikaʻi). ʻAʻohe mea i hōʻike i ka hoʻolilo kālā nui i kekahi mea āu e hoʻohana wale ai i hoʻokahi (maikaʻi, e hilahila inā ʻoe e ʻaʻahu i nā lole like ʻole ma nā mea nui). No laila e kaʻana iā lākou i kāu mau hoaaloha.